Dodge Charger


the most beautiful car in the whole wide world. s-xy, hot, gorgeous.

fe since you love the dodge charger so much … why don’t you marry it? i probably would if i could.
a much better car than a ford mustang.
my dodge charger owned mari’s mustang gt. fords suck
a wonderfully potent american muscle car. the modern version of this car was actually given its’ name in a somewhat ironic manner, as the cars are actually designed so that they can never be driven above sixty miles an hour.
when i’m p-ssing dodge chargers on the freeway in a hybrid civic, that means one of two things: either their car is garbage, or its driver is.
a car made by dodge (who in actualtiy is really chrysler), and is considered an “american muscle car”. it’s considered awesome by 14 year old “car enthusiasts,” who do not understand all the aspects that make a great car. admittedly, it does have a good output of horse power, but its handling is so god awful, you will not be able to use the power. in a drag strip, o.k., but on a circuit, your basically f-cked. horsepower is not everything. the next time you see a charger and a high schooler bragging about his oh so awesome (parent bought) muscle car, tell him its actually a sh-tty chrysler that is meant for r-t-rds who think speed is everything. in an urban race, i would take a mustang, another equally sh-tty car. don’t get me wrong, i like american. like corvette or camaro. not a sh-tty charger or mustang thoguh. challenger is o.k. also, just because its a rwd does not mean its an easy to drift car. have fun
high-schooler – check out my dodge charger! hahaha yeah im so fast!!!!!

you – lets race through downtown to edwards.

high shooler – nah lawl, drag race

you – f-ggot, thats all you can do, press the pedal all the way down and let the automatic transmission do it for you. congratz f-ggot.

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