Dodge Double Fist


when a drunk, preferably overweight, individual p-sses out with a sandwich in each hand.
person 1: did you hear about matt? he totally pulled a dodge double fist, then someone stole one of the sandwiches from him while he was p-ssed out!

person 2: that’s alright, he doesn’t need two sandwiches, he could stand to lose some weight.

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