Dodge On


shut up, get of my face, and go and do it yourself.
girlfriend:”we’re all out of weed!”

girlfriend: “waa, waaa, waaa, b-tch, b-tch, b-tch, b-tch.”

girlfriend: “are we gonna get some more weed?”

me: dodge on b-tch

Read Also:

  • dodgin

    to ignore a request, s-xual advance, or invitation usually by lying, rude denial, misdirection, ignoring, or pleading ignorance of the request. “hey bro you wanna be on my arena team?” “sorry man i got some teammates lined up already, otherwise i would.” “you dodgin me, bro?” “you wanna come up to my room?” “umm… i […]

  • Strangefire

    a psychedelic rock band..(see shazbot munkie) strangefire performed the song shazbot munkie at their last concert.

  • Stranger Than Fiction

    the act of making out with a girl while her parents know exactly what’s going on but can’t stop it. pwned. joey: hey you know where mason and kristen are? garrett: man, they are going stranger than fiction right on their parent’s car. joey : shiiiiiit -meanwhile- father: that boy is groping my daughter at […]

  • meyho

    a fine hilltribe chick from the mountains of southeast asia who isn’t afraid to eat. (joshua lee’s ideal girl) knows what she wants in life, and is strongly committed to what she wants. will enjoy long walks at the beach and will know your every move at mt. hope. a sensitive creature. mien. christian. meyho […]

  • mfub

    mother f-cking ugly b-tterfly omg did you just see that mfub?!? it was the most ugly b-tterlfy i have ever saw. no lie.


Disclaimer: Dodge On definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.