dodge owner


hill billy inbred r-t-rd that lacks basic knowledge of physics and anything else that can’t be sold at the walmart. tends to be close minded rednecks with a below average iq. most fall just over the line of mental r-t-rdation, but as long as they can turn up the injection pump on their 12 valves and roll coal through their trailer parks on the way home; they get a long fine. if you were to ever p-ss one off by slandering the cheaply produced automobiles from dodge, i suggest you run a zig zag line. they cannot comprehend the rapid change in direction ensuring a safe getaway.
once i get off this short bus and learn to drive; i will be a dodge owner!

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