Dodge the Fumble


when you are caught on the fumble and you suddenly find a very convenient excuse or distraction to avoid answering giving a stupid or negative answer that could lead to a lot of trouble.
samantha: (talking without end in sight about cats) i like cats, do you like cats, my favorite cat breed is the egyptian mau, the thing i like about them is…
john: (thinking about the football game last night)
samantha: …hey, what do you like better, the maine c–n, or the turkish mau? and don’t just say, ‘because’ liek you always do, or you’re not getting any tonight!
john: (caught on the fumble) oh yeah, um… (sees a baskin robins) oh look, a baskin robins, want to get some ice cream there?
samantha: (suddenly distracted by the offer of ice cream and forgets the question) oh sure!
john: (thinks to himself) i managed to dodge the fumble right there, john…

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