dodging a bullet
something that your future self will thank you for. also: having successfully avoided a sticky situation.
when offering me the job, criss angel cut my salary request in half. then he told me that he was doing me a favor because working with him meant working with a celebrity and his “magic kids”. bahahahahah! saying no to that was like dodging a bullet!
highschool/college slang meaning you didn’t do an -ssignment/essay before the due date and something happens that pushes back the due date, which gives you time to do it.
person one: d-mn, i’m lucky, i didn’t do that -ssignment and it was due today, however school was closed. i don’t know why it was closed, but i dodged a bullet!
person two: d-mn, i wish i was lucky like you -.-
face it, if dodging a bullet didn’t exist, we would fail cl-sses. everyone forgets an -ssignment now and then.
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