dodging the brown bullet


discovering only pee when changing a diaper, several times in a row. presumably the other parent (or babysitter/grandparent/whoever) was not so lucky.
i’ve been dodging the brown bullet for a week now. baby and i have worked out the perfect arrangement.

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