dodgite


i poorer version of a braunite (someone who lives in the braunstone estate in leicester) lives on the “wrong” side of branstone park where only around 2% of the population work. dodgites generally have around 8 kids all of whom are half brothers and sisters. they are addicted to smoking by the age of 11 and seem to only know how to cause trouble. most dodgites have been in jeuvy twice before the age of 12 and enjoy relaxing p-sstimes that include arson and joyriding.
i might be a braunite but atleast im not a dodgite.

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