dodgy keyboard
when you finger a loved one during a moment of anger, as if you were furiously pressing a b-tton on a keyboard (dodgy keyboard requires sweat and a spike of insulin).
friday night, the boss is demanding that you complete the spreadsheet before the weekend, you think of your wife and how your going to dodgy keyboard the cr-p out of here when you find out she’s been sleeping with your boss.
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