does not work that way
phrase used to argue a point on internet message boards. originally from the character morbo on futurama.
newslady: i’m sure those windmills will keep them cool
morbo: windmills do not work that way!
{blank} does not work that way!
a catchphrase most closely -ssociated with fstdt to counter a perceived flawed strawman argument – usually about the theory of evolution.
(original post:) “why don’t they just go to the local zoo and wait for one of the monkey to evolve into a human”
(reply:) because evolution does not work that way.
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