does the carpet match the blinds
is his/her pubic hair the same color as his facial hair (eyebrows, eyelashes, side burns, mustache, beard)?
hey, you’ve seen christine, right.
yeah, why
um, well, does the carpet match the blinds?
no, but the carpet matches the curtains
oh, thanks.
curtains: hair on head
upholstery: leg and arm hair
linens: back, chest, and tummy hair,
welcome mat: foot hair
cushions: b-tt hair
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