Does your phone do this…
a cheap and very dull joke often played out by silly little girls. after a telephone conversation, the female says.. “does your phone do this…” and then hangs up, leaving the intelligent male baffled as to exactly what is happening as he hangs on, waiting for the stupid female to talk back, but of course she has gone!
toni: “hey geoff, does your phone do this…”
geoff: “what?”
geoff: “h-llo…?”
geoff: “h-lloooo…?”
geoff: “bi-atch!!”
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