dog bandit


judeo/christian/muslim subst-tute for the infidel phrase “g-d d-mn it!”.
as i appraoched our bedroom i heard a shout.

“dog bandit! where’s my condom?”, exclaimed roger moore as heidi fleiss laid naked on her back with her ankles to her ears.

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