Dog-Couple


a couple of any age who have definitively decided to have dogs (normally of a specific bread(s)) instead of having children. these people often look out of place. it is highly possible they will have matching: hats, sungl-sses, spousal outfits, and if you are lucky, f-nny packs.
look at those beautiful huskies, their owners’ are wearing matching outfits, what a cute dog-couple.

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