Dog Crack
a dog crack can either be a dog’s b-tthole, or a human’s deformed b-tthole.
a dog crack usually happens at birth and causes p–p to be lumpy, small in size, and sometimes causes worms since the person has a dog crack.
the person cannot perform -n-l s-x because her/his b-tthole is too small for the job. they can only do it in the front.
the person’s dog crack can attract other dogs. if a dog sniffs or tries to hump the person’s b-tthole, or anything else a dog does to another’s b-tthole, then that is perfectly normal.
there are so many dogs chasing after smarly because she has a dog crack, and they all want it.
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