Dog Crawl
1. noun – litterally, to be forced to crawl underneath a row of well-hung canines, thus allowing each of their phalices to graze your face or outright b-mp you in the eye. occaisionally leaving a smear of clear liquid.
2. noun – any event or circ-mstance that is utterly terrible and is comparably as unpleasant as a literal dog crawl.
1. “dude, in guatemala they employ the dog crawl as a form of capital punishment!”
2. “crew practice was a dog crawl today. coach made us do two 6k pieces.”
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