dog day afternoon


an extremely bad day.

a 1975 al pacino cl-ssic film about ‘sonny wortzik’ a man who robs a bank to get money to pay for his girlfriend’s operation.
john- how was work mikey?
mikey- ah, just another dog day afternoon! the boss had me work till 9 without extra pay!
as the accidental reincarnate says, “in literally having had many of a ‘dog day afternoon’ spent particularly engaged in the activity now suggested. i have now found that while so indulging myself and enjoying a cold beverage on this life’s many days of same, it much better having two hands with an opposable thumb than two paws and a long tongue!”
have you ever spent a dog day afternoon wondering what fido would do if he could make a fist?
killing everyone. no witnesses!
don’t make me go “dog day afternoon” on you. “rat -a -at-tat. your all dead. machine gun dead

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