Dog-Faced Boy
dude covers his face with crazy glue and does a straight up face plant on his lady’s crotch. in a jerking motion; removes his face from her crotch, revealing his new facial hair. the move is completed when the man goes “ruh ruh ruhruhruhruh” growling, like a dog.
my babe doesn’t need to get waxed anymore because i totally gave her a dog-faced boy.
my dog was so jealous of me when he saw my new dog-faced boy.
i couldn’t afford a brazilian, so for our one-year anniversary, my man gave me a dog-faced boy.
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