dog fucking
to be at work but not actually doing any work, at all. another way of saying you/someone is lazy.
tim: man, i havn’t done a thing all day
jim: you are such a dog f-cker
jim: damit tim will you do somthing, quit dog f-cking
tim: im so tired and half cut, im gona dog f-ck all day
wasting time, lazing around, procrastinating. when you’re supposed to be somewhere, and you’re late, you’re dogf-cking.
note this definition has nothing to do with actually having s-x with canines.
guy #1: is dave coming?
guy #2: who knows how long he’ll be, he’s been dogf-cking all day.
to be doing sh-t-all at work when it is expected to get something done.
“john is a dogf-cker, have you even seen him in the last two hours?”
“whats going on dogf-cks?”
“what were you doing, out dogf-cking?”
the act of s-xual intercourse in such a vile, filthy manner that it is happily reminiscent of the ugly, disgusting way in which dogs have s-x.
ned: hey dude, get any p-ssy?
ed: oh dude, i was dog f-cking that sk-nk so bad the film would probably be illegal if sold in the civilized world. i just dog f-cked that nasty c-nt.
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