Dog nosing
on sharing a bed with a male friend, usually drunkenly, and awakening in the early hours to feel a sensation not disimilar to a dog, gently but persistently nudging your upper leg with it’s nose, as if wanting a walk or a bone. i’s not a dog. but it does want a bone.
urgh, i was so p-ssed i p-ssed out on dave’s bed, and woke up to find the desperate c–t dog nosing me. i played dead and eventually he stopped.
nah i didn’t sh-g him – i think he might have dog nosed me but it was too half hearted and torpid to warrant any response.
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