Dog Phone
a cheap, seperate, untraceable cell-phone kept secret from the wife/girlfriend so that booty call’s and s-xts cannot be intercepted.
guy 1 and guy 2 in bar.
guy 1: -ring ring- “one sec, i gotta take this.”
guy 2: “that a new phone?”
guy 1: “yeah, dog phone.”
guy 2: “nice…. nice.”
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