Dog Punch
the dog punch is when you’re having s-x and the girl doesn’t want you to come in her face so you smack her nose which then makes her eyes water, temporarily blinding her. you then pull out and come in her face.
boy: can i come in your face?
girl: no!
boy: -dog punch-
girl: i cant see!
(boy comes)
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