Dog Shit Pursuit
when you are on a trail to find out which neighbor’s dog keeps sh-tting on your lawn.
person 1 – hey, do you wanna come out to lunch this afternoon? i’ll pay for everything.
person 2 – i can’t . i’m on a dog sh-t pursuit.
person 1 – if you’re on a dog sh-t pursuit, why don’t you just secretly look at all of the sh-t that came out of the dogs and see which one matches to the sh-ts you keep finding on your lawn the most?
person 2 – i’m gonna look like a psycho if i do that.
person 1 – that’s why i said secretly!
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