dog water


pre-seminal fluid (aka, “pre-c-m”)
“just be careful anyway – you can still get a girl pregnant with dog water!”
prec-m or pre–j-c-l-t-
coitus interruptus is not a good method of birth control because of dogwater.
s-m-n that lacks viscosity, as a result of a less than sufficient amount of refractory time from the last -j-c-l-t–n, causing the -j-c-l-t- to resemble the murky water that has sat in a dog’s bowl too long.
known south of the border as “el agua de pero”
as a result of their non stop p-ssionate lovemaking, he had been shooting nothing but “dogwater” all night.
s-m-n that contains no live sperm. sterile men and men who have had vasectomies shoot dogwater.
that p-rn stud has come so many times today his b-lls are filled with nothing but dogwater.
(aka) labrador water
when the water you’re served in a cafe tastes like you’ve licked an unwashed labrador. caused by the gl-ss-wear being washed with anything contaminated with egg sulfur.
this tastes like “dog water ”
term for tap water ordered in a restaurant in lieu of bottled water. common usage in europe.
those cheap b-st-rds at table 6 want dogwater with their dinner.
a) noun – a form of ‘a priori’ inert, knowledge which forms the basis of all human understanding.

b) the christian belief in original sin.
we are all born with dogwater on the brain which is the basis for why humans can be sooooo mischievous !!!

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