dog wheelie
a dog’s act of dragging it’s -ss across your berber carpet in order to accoplish a clean wipe. usually after a bowell movement where fecal remains are hanging out.
my dog ate a ball of yarn today and had a hard time sh-tting it out. i got home from work and caught him doing a dog wheelie on my wifes new area rug.
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