dog whistle weekend
this refers to a weekend (or evening perhaps) that is so low key and lacking in events that on a volume scale it is undectable to humans…just like a dog’s whistle.
matt: how was your weekend man?
jay: effing horrible. friday night my ride bailed and sat-rday/sunday i stayed in studying…my weekend was so low key only the dogs were aware.
matt: ahh you had a dog whistle weekend…lame.
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