Dogeel
1. a strange combination between an eastern mediterranean death eel and a white mans poodle whiff. it can only be summoned when a baby child with his first tooth coming in at a degree of 46 and he or she must rip the pouch off a kangaroo and stop the baby to death in a m-ss pile of bile and blood. it will then be released from its cage by the medical fish nurse and after many years of traveling under .5 miles, it will reach its destination and feast on the remains of the baby dingo and the detached pouch. may be allergic to spleenuts.
1. was that a flippin’ dogeel that was summoned?!?!
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