Dogfie
a ‘selfie’ that one takes with their dog that will be shared on instagram, facebook, twitter or any other social networking site with any or all of these hastags: #dogs, #pet, #doglove..
sally kissing her dog/ sally’s dog kissing her.
sally instantly takes her smartphone out and clicks a dogfie to capture this moment with her dog!
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