doggie christmas
a m-ssively joyful event for a dog – usually involving leftovers being p-ssed down, or finding tasty roadkill
this steak is five days old – time for doggie christmas!
so he found this totally flat squirrel, and before i could stop him, it was like doggie christmas
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