Doggie Dirtbag


to doggie dirtbag someone you must first knock them unconscious. then while they are completely defenseless you dig into their stomach cavity with a dog bone. once you have opened a sufficient hole, defecate into it. sew the hole back up and pour dirt on top of the now nearly dead person in question.
maggie doggie dirtbagged rick because he cheated on her.

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