Doggie Doo Snowcone


as defined by former gwar member the s-xecutioner, a doggie doo snowcone is the last of his s-xual demands outlined the song of his namesake; the previous demands being: genital herpes, golden showers, and a spiked dog collar. this final demand, the doggie doo snowcone, is a rather obscure take on the cl-ssic yellow snowcone, however fresh dog sh-t is subst-tuted in the place of urine. now a cone full of snow, topped with steamy dog feces does not complete the act of “doing” a doggie doo snowcone. in order to finish this transaction, the cone must be fervently mashed against some part, preferably the face, of a person’s body while engaged in a s-xual act.
randy got an “f” on his spelling test; that night he went without his doggie doo snowcone. he was, however, still raped by his father.

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