doggie mama


term used to describe a woman past 40 who is convinced that her dog is actually a baby and that she must treat it as such. she will normally dress the dog in ridiculous accoutremants and she may order food for “her baby” when eating out.
“she lets the dog sleep on the bed with her

“what doggie mamma!”

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