doggy paddle


to paddle like a dog.
“i didn’t know how to swim properly, so i just doggy paddled around in the pool”
s-x term: this begins by t-ttie-f-cking a fine young lady, preferrably with double d’s. after giving her a pearl necklace you then drop a cleveland steamer on her chest and proceed to rub it in by dragging your -ss on her chest as a dog would drag his -ss on the carpet. usually performed by germans.
becky had a freaky german shizer fetish, so i gave her the doggy paddle and had her scrubbin her chest for a week.

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