doghouse roses
when you’ve f-cked up and p-ssed of your wife/girlfriend or whomever, you go buy some expensive roses, shower, shave, and put on a clean shirt, and show up at the offended party’s house or apt., with the appropriate hangdog expression and present her with said roses, and ask forgiveness, and try to convincingly promise never to do it again. if you’re lucky and she’s sweeter than your dog-ss deserves, she’ll accept the roses, invite you in, and you’ll have hot makeup s-x. from a collection of short stories of the same name by musician steve earle.
wife’s sister: “you stupid piece of sh-t, you’ve really p-ssed her off this time. if she kicks your sorry -ss out, you richly deserve it!
you: “i know, i know. do you think she’ll accept this expensive bottle of wine and bouquet of doghouse roses?
wife’s sister: “i wouldn’t but she might.”
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