dogjob
when your on a computer , and your dog comes up and gives you a nut tap
on facebook chat :
jim: hey , so did you hear about that girl.. wrghwgdfgbwhrfrehtjnfjrnyy3rrr849yyyyyyyyyy
jeremy: hey , what happened . i dont speak gibberish!
jim : yeah , this is ron ; he just got a dogjob , and his face hit the keypad.
jeremy :d-mn , how big is his dog
ron: a great dane
jeremy : 0.0
when your at home board and your vac-me cleaner doesn’t work so you call your dog’s name and cover your c-ck in peanut b-tter and let him lick it till you c-m all over him. his fur might be a little sticky so wash him in lube and baby shampoo.
jake bought a new dog so he could get a dogjob and then went to the store and bought all the jars of peanut b-tter.
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