dogs eggs
in olden days, when lucky dogs use to be fed on dead animal bones, their cr-ps use to be white in colour. in some cases, they were semi-round and hence the name.
oh cr-p, i’ve just stood on some dogs eggs.
noun
faeces, a dump, a poo
laid a fresh batch of dog’s eggs this morning
a steaming pile of t-rd. a nest of fire snakes
excuse me m’aam could you tell me where i can find the nearest public convienience so that i can lay a nest of dogs eggs
dog sh-t
i hate stepping on dogs eggs’, even more so when i’m f-ckin barefoot!
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