Dogs in the Pond


a variation of dogs in the tub; while banging someone who has a large v-g-n- or “loose burger” due to child birth. a gentleman places his t-st-cl-s inside the woman along with his p-n-s. thus making it easier for the entry of the ‘dogs’.
ingrid was sad after she had a child because her beef curtains had been destroyed. harvey cheered her up by putting his dogs in the pond.

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