doh’oops
used when all the world is as against you as homer, but with the whoops of it being your own fault. accent often accentuated with facepalm.
“doh’oops! turns out this headache is from facepalming!” repeat ad infinitum
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to walk briskly uphill. carey had to schmalicate to his tent in order to make it back before breakfast.
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the loose skin that folds over the p-n-s. i bet that old guy has alot of schmegmicheese.
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v. f-ll-t–, especially when administered by a man. a portmanteau of the german “scnhitz,” meaning “ween,” and the british “snog”; lit. “kissing weens.” …and then i tricked him into snoggin’ my schnitz. miguel would have schnitzsnogged him in a second. miguel invited me over for some tacos and then gave me the schnitzsnoggin of my […]
- Doing a Coulson
when one leaves a formal debate to vomit outside. this is usually after a big night out. after the sneaky vom, the person will generally return to present their case. “dude, why did josh leave the debate?” “haha, he’s out there ‘doing a coulson’”.