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doider, (dōy-dur), noun

stemmed the latin words: “doidimus maximus,” meaning: big doider.

a protruding stomach or beer belly, typically hanging over the beltline. doiders are most noticable when fully exposed on a shirtless male.

doiders aren’t always necessarily large and protruding, but only when the word is used as a moniker for ones stomach in the context of self. (i.e. “i’m gonna hit up the bell and fire a 10-pack of soft-sh-lls into my doider”)

in a case where a small stomach is referred to as a doider, the proper label would actually be doi.
a large doider shocks john and brian:

john: “wow, look at the size of that doider!”
brian: “that doider is epic!”

darryl is disgusted by a doider/front-b-tt combo:

darryl: “the lady’s back-breaking doider rolled over her belt, resting on top of her bulging front-b-tt.

doider can also be used as an adjective:

kevin: “those pizza rolls were doiderific, i hoovered them sh-ts into my doider.”

and as a verb:

ryan: “did you see that fight between mark and tim?”

james: “tim doidered mark into the thistles.”
another word for doi, except you put a ders on the end to make it sound weird. use it when somebody makes a stupid mistake.
stupid person: oh my god! i can’t believe i got an f on this test for saying 2+2=7!
smart person: doiders! 2+2=4 dumb sh-t!