doigy
verb – “doigy”. to define someone who takes sick time off to the extreme and trys to screw as much dosh out their employer as possible without or before getting pumped (sacked)
i’ve not seen susan about for a bit. last thing i heard she’s had that green monkey monday morning disease but rumour has it, she’s maybe doing a “doigy”
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- Doing it on the dime
having a bowel movement (taking a dump) on company time. you: are you heading to the meeting? me: no, i’m doing it on the dime.
- dolphed
when someone gets humiliated, embarr-ssed, beaten up, shown up, loses at something, etc. haha i win, you got dolphed did you see that fight, he got so dolphed “he didn’t just get dolphed did he?” “yep.” “poor guy”
- Domestic Terrorism
when a friend stays with your family or hangs out with them while you are not there. lauren: hey, where’s livvy this weekend? josie: hanging out with my parents. lauren: total domestic terrorism.
- Domiplaytrix
a person, usually female, who gets aroused by playing tricks on her s-x partners. the most effective domiplaytrixes are transvest-tes, as their first trick is the unveiling of their p-n-s. i never knew she was a domiplaytrix. that explains the flaming bag of sh-t she’d leave on my doorstep everytime we had s-x.
- domitilio
dork who likes planking and has an unuaual fetish for wenis’ but ultimately awesome! look at that domitilio over there, i bet he likes wenis.