Doin’ a Twinkle
this is when a person disappears without telling anybody where they are going and for how long. the person doing a twinkle either is found completely oblivious that they are “missing” or they return as stealthily as when they left
person 1: dude where did bernie go?
person 2: i don’t know, i didn’t see him go, he’s doin’ a twinkle
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