doing a david
pursuing a relationship with a girl between the ages of 11 and 13 when the pursuer is between the ages of 16 and 18
guy 1: “that chick over there’s totally into you!”
guy 2: “but she’s like 12?”
guy 1: “so?”
guy 2: “i’m not doing a david.”
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