Doing A Louis
a morning routine that involved rolling a joint upon waking, picking up a newspaper and sitting on the toilet for a miniumum of 45 minutes whilst getting your head together for a new day.
coined from the jazz legend louis armstrong who made this routine popular.
good morning love, if anyone calls i’m doing a louis.
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