doing a Stafford
to take a sh-t at either a public convenience or in somebody else’s house, rather than hold it in and just go when you get home because it’s f-cking rancid.
doing a stafford often takes such a long time that others will notice your absence from whatever social situation you have decided that sh-tting is more important than.
(when sitting in a cafe with friends)
– sam’s been gone for ages, what’s taking him so long?
– he’s probably doing a stafford.
(when friends are over at one’s house and party rules are being decided)
– no going in my parents’ room, no smoking indoors, no doing a stafford, no vomiting on the carpet
to defecate in a toilet not owned by oneself.
– i had a lot of bran this morning, i’m pretty desperate, thinking of doing a stafford.
– dude that’s disgusting, put a cork in your -ss and go in your own toilet.
the process of creating faecal matter in a toilet within a building in which one is a guest. includes public places such as shopping centres and restaurants.
-stan’s been gone a while, i thought he’d only gone to the toilet
-well, that could mean only one thing; he’s doing a stafford
-that’s vile, you always wait until you get home and go in your own toilet
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