Doing a Tom


a) letting the joint go out again forr f-ck sake.
b) disappearing from social occasions unannounced and not returning for many hours, if ever.
c) watching saggerz gone wild.
a) “…can i have a lighter please…”
b) “where’s tom?” “oh, he’s doing a tom”
c) upon video not loading, “oh, no! that’s my favorite one”

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