doing physics
similar to the above definition, the act of “doing physics” can be the most productive, yet time-wasting moments of one’s life.
similar to doing nothing, it involves nothing, nothing, more nothing, w-nk, call of duty, nothing, nothing, w-nk, re-ssurance of parents that you are actually doing physics, w-nk, nothing, finally followed by a w-nktathlon in which the subject is bone dry of energy and stamina, hence they p00n n00b$ on cod for three hours.
mum (calls out to sam who is on the toilet): “sam! are you doing physics?”
sam (in a dry exasperated tone, separated by quick and irregular breathing, usually -ssociated with masturbating): “yeah… ah.. ahah… gergghh… it’s ahh… going well… jerhg… meheh… foooahhh…”
you say you are doing your ‘physics’ when in reality you are messing around or doing what youre not supposed to be
ex: he told his parents he was doing physics, when in reality he was looking at p-rn.
ex2: he told his parents he was doing physics, when in reality he and his friend were beating gears of war on ‘insane’ mode.
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