typing “mhm.” or “mhm” in random discord chats
“oh man he’s doing the arcanuo to us.” “mhm.”
the act of lying down and drifting in and out of sleep while you wait for your sleeping partner(s) to snuggle before bed. i gotta go. john is sleepwaiting for me in the other room. jane alway makes me sleepwait. how long does it take to get ready for bed?
tftia means thanks for the invite -sshole usually meant when friends forget to include you and your mad jack:man we met some pretty hot chicks at the skate park mario:tftia f-ck your life
a scootcher is a pad that is used to collect -n-l drippage out of the b-m hole i had to put a schootcher on
- speed of light fart
speed of light fart: a fart which starts to smell a few seconds before it is heard. a speed of light fart behaves much like thunder and lightning. a person capable of a speed of light fart can quickly exit a room before it is heard and thus leave the blame to another person. the […]
- boneless raisins
a p-ssy that has not been f-cked i want to find a good boneless raisins around here.