doing the door
a way to m-st-rb-t-
(if you’re a girl)
to do the door:
1.get a door with a lock.
2.lock it while open.
3.grab the handles from behind and get a firm grip.
lift up and stable your legs tightly around the door securing your sweaty hands every so often.
4.relax and go down and go up fast and move up and down to yourself quickly.
5.have an orgasim.
i love doing the door, i did it 14 times yesterday.
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