Doing the Natalie Portman


the act of masturbation, typically female. a reference to the recent movie black swan, in which the plot pretty much revolved around natalie portman’s masturbatory habits.
karen: katie sure has been in her room for a long time.
liz: she’s probably doing the natalie portman.
karen: oh, that probably explains why she took that underwear catalogue.

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