Doinked
f-ck, slam, punch, pummel.
i doinked this milf last week. it was great until her hubby walked in on us, so i doinked him with a coffee mug right in the c-cksucker (jaw). he didn’t move at all and i knew it was going to be a long night.
to hit someone in such a way that makes a silent but known noise. its an obvious b-tch out.
yo i doinked him right in the face real quick
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